It occurred to me that I have a picture of Captain Morgan with the caption "My Captain" (the name of the blog is FirstMate - in case you didn't notice), but I never explained where that came from. I am not THAT much of a lush, despite how it appears.
It all starts with my friend Karl and his mother's time-share on Nantucket. For most of his youth, Karl spent one week in early August on Nantucket with his mom and brother. During high school, Karl invited me and a couple of our best friends to join him that week. It was wonderful. Karl's mom would sleep in the bedroom on the third floor, while the rest of us slept in the bunks on the bottom floor (the middle floor was the kitchen and living room, with one pull-out sofa bed).
The following few years we continued to join him and his mom each summer, culminating in a fateful week when we were all in college. A few of us brought female/girl friends for the week, making the total number of young adults officially too high for that house. Early in the week we were drinking and generally being too loud until finally Karl's mom came downstairs, yelled at us, and told us that we all had to leave the next day. Ouch. (I won't go into the story of how Karl "stole" Pete's friend Jen, and how Pete left on his own without telling anybody.) Without the timeshare, we were effectively banned from the island.
That is, until the following year (or maybe the year after that) when someone got the bright idea of renting a house on the same part of the island as the time-share during that same week. Karl could stay at his mom's (and even host a friend) while the rest of us could have as much fun as we wanted in our own house. Each year someone would arrange to rent a house (usually Pete or my cousin), and each summer we'd have a blast* for that one week.
At some point early on, someone "discovered" Capt. Morgan rum and brought it with them to the island. Soon that became our drink of choice, and the group of us managed to drink more than our fair share. In fact, there exists a picture of some of us standing in front of a fireplace in our house. Along the mantle is lined up most of the booze we consumed that week: two big wine bottles bookended around nine large Capt. Morgan rum bottles - and that wasn't counting the case of Red Stripe beer! Yes, we had our fun.
Instead of relying on whatever glassware might be available in the house, we brought our own plastic cups; rather than go through a ton of them, we decided to label the cups and reuse them. Since we were on an island, and since the Capt. was our drink of choice, someone got the idea of labeling his cup with a nautically-themed nickname. We had a Skipper, a Navigator, a Pirate, a Cap'n (I didn't like that one - I felt there should be only one Captain, no matter how you abbreviated it) and a few others that I can't fully recall. I, of course, was the First Mate. In addition to the nicknames, we also started developing a lingo that went along with the drinking. When we started to drink (or when we first started to feel the drink), we said we had "set sail" with the Capt. If you got a bit sick, we might say that you were experiencing rough waters. If you sailed on another ship (drank something else) and got sick, we might say that the Capt. forced you to walk the plank or that you got keel-hauled. And on and on.
Up until recently, I was still consuming my fair share of Capt's rum. Unfortunately my acupuncturist and I decided that I should try giving up alcohol for awhile and see how that affects me. So far, all I can say is that I want back on the ship! I wasn't made to be a land-lubber...
* As always, I can say that I was never truly happy the whole time I was there. One problem was that my friends were into smoking cigars at night, so everyone would gather on the deck and chat. I didn't like sitting in the cold, nor did I like breathing in the cigar smoke, so I often sat in the house alone. Another problem was that my friends liked to play golf, so they would get up early, play a round, then come back in the late morning. This wasn't so bad for me since I enjoyed sleeping late, but it still made me feel a little apart. Finally, for most/all of those years, my friends didn't know I was gay (or bisexual, since I often had girlfriends during those years), so I felt like I was living a lie with them. They were quickly becoming yuppies, while I felt I couldn't relate.