Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Dragons Are Cool



Confession: I am in no way a computer person, despite having been exposed to a TSR-80 back in the sixth grade. We played with the Basic programming, but I quickly got bored making a message repeat or pixels randomly appear on the screen. This was about 1981, way before anyone (besides Bill Gates or the guys at Apple) knew how important computers were to become. ANYWAY, I say that only because I just tried to add a really cool Dragon gif to this site, but I have a feeling it will only appear as an image. Drat.

I was introduced to Dungeons and Dragons about the same time as that TRS-80. A friend, Pat Shaughnessy, invited me over to play at his house, and from that point on I was hooked. Looking back, I'd say a big reason for this was because I had just read The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings trilogy the year before, so fantasy was a genre I was just learning to appreciate. Unfortunately, the game sessions would devolve into our going outside, running around in the woods and whacking each other with sticks. Then at the end of sixth grade, Pat went to BC High (or was it BC Junior High?) and we slowly lost touch. Since he was the DM and I knew no one else to run a game, we stopped playing.

Junior high was two crappy years of school, but over the course of those two years, friendships began to coalesce that would firm up through high school - friendships that (for better or worse) were centered on D&D. Pete had been a friend since I moved to that town in fourth grade, but Karl, Tom and Steve were all guys I met and became friends with mostly over the course of eighth grade. Karl had played D&D with his older brother, and he was interested in starting up a group with more guys. Throughout high school, the five of us would meet almost every day after school to play D&D, watch a movie or just hang out. I won't go into detail about those years and what those friends meant to me, but suffice to say that my life would be radically different if it weren't for them and D&D.

The first week of college, I put up a sign on the floor of my dorm asking if anyone were interested in playing D&D, and the posting was answered the next day by Greg, a guy I still play D&D with to this day (I can't believe it's been 21 years!). Throughout college we played with a group that expanded up to 10 people, but after college our group settled down to 5-8 people. Nowadays I play remotely with them while they meet once a month in MA. I've played with a few different groups here in Portland, but still that group back east remains the best (and Greg one of the best DM's).

It's very difficult for me to say exactly why I like role playing as much as I do. When it's done right, it's a creative, social activity that lets the players imagine they're adventuring like in a book or movie. It involves a certain degree of acting, problem solving, and group interaction (both real and through your character); and it satisfies that craving for winning battles, gaining treasure and improving your skills/getting stronger.

There is a lot more to be said on the subject, but for now this is a good run-down of my history with the game. Now I'll submit this post and see what the dragon gif looks like...

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Lesson Learned, or Amazon Sucks

I can't believe it's been this long since the last time I posted. One of the main reasons, of course, is that the campaign had me upset almost daily (I think I overused the word 'outraged' - really, the entire Bush administration had me outraged, while the McPalin ticket just had me deeply annoyed), but after Obama won, my world-view got a whole lot brighter. Hence, not so much need to vent.

About the time of my last post, I went online and looked for a book about the Angel television series. I found one on Amazon written by the same author of a Buffy book that I like, so I was going to order it, but it was listed as out of stock. Also, Amazon had just had that trouble with the Obama mask, so I was feeling trepidation about giving them my business. (Amazon sold a Halloween mask of Obama's face listing it as a "terrorist" mask. Partner wrote them a scathing letter, and they responded the next day with an apology). A few days later I checked back to the site, and this time the book was listed as in stock. Thinking that they must've received more from the publisher, I ordered it (that was Oct 23). However, because they advertise free shipping with any order over $25, I decided to order another book I wanted and save the shipping.

Over a week went by without the books being shipped. I finally wrote a letter to customer service asking where the order was, and I got a letter back the next day (score one for Amazon). I was told that the Angel book was probably listed incorrectly because they were having trouble locating it in their warehouses. They didn't ship the other book because I had ordered both books to be shipped together. The next day I got a form email asking me for updated info regarding my order. I responded that I would continue waiting for the Angel book. The day after that, I got an email stating that the second book was going to be shipped separately with no additional shipping cost (score another one for Amazon).

Well, that was over two weeks ago. Since I can track it online, I know that the book was listed in Phoenix on Nov 19 & 20. On Nov 29, the book was listed as being in Iowa. It's going in the opposite direction! It's now Dec 2, the mail arrived, but still no book. Over 5 weeks after placing my order! This is truly one of the most frustrating order-online experiences I've ever had.

What gets me most about this whole thing is that Amazon purposely entices buyers to spend more by promising free shipping, but then the buyer has to search for the fine print which basically says "free shipping means we'll ship it whenever we damn-well please." I feel like I was the victim of a bait-and-switch, or at least some strong-arm tactics. "If you spend more you'll get free shipping, but you'll never get your order. You might as well spend the extra money and get the order in 2 days."

From now on, Amazon will not be getting my business.